Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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