Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
time to smoke my breakfast
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
