i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hippo gnu deer
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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