All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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