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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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