News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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