and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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