You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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