so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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