If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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