she looked like the bat from fern gully.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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