thus making me awesome and them whores
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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