spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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