i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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