Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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