the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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