At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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