the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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