Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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