shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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