I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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