My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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