Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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