Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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