pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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