i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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