Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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