More tranny stories later!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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