STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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