That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.