just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.