Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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