'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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