I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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