margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have demons in me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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