I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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