i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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