I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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