Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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