my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think my vagina is haunted
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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