i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Panties = found
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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