That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!