You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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