I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
