He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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