This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
