Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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