Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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