He is an equal opportunity slut.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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