i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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