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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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