Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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