i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Oh god it's open bar.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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