We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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