I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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