all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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