Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I would ride that face into the sunset
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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