So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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