so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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